dontkissthemonkeys asked: I'm watching Hercules and I just thought you should know that all I see is Zane-Meg because of your Disney characters meta. And imagining Zane walking around singing "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" at some point throughout Divide & Conquer.

Yay!  I know, imagining Zane walking about singing that song in D&C is part of the fun for me.  He was much more a drama queen back then.  Though to be fair, Ty can be too. 

maya: so i had really horrible nickels thought the other day
hillary: no
hillary: no
hillary: no
hillary: stop typing
maya: au where kelly's in high school and his parents are still alive. And one night he gets a phone call that they were hit by a drunk driver named Brian O'flaherty.
hillary: o
hillary: h
hillary: f
hillary: u
hillary: c
hillary: k
hillary: y
hillary: o
hillary: u
maya: this is probably the worst thing i've ever thought up
hillary: fuck
hillary: you
hillary: so
hillary: hard
hillary: oh
hillary: my
hillary: god
maya: and Kelly knows Brian's son Nick. But they aren't friends. They went to different schools and they've never really met each other but Kelly still hates him because his dad is alive but Kelly's parents are dead.
hillary: STOP IT
maya: It's bad enough when Nick finds out his dad killed someone, but then he finds out he killed the parents of a kid his age and he can't help but blame himself because maybe if he'd called the cops on his dad he could have had him put away and the other kid would still have parents.
hillary: i really hate you
maya: nick finding kelly and trying to apologize to him and kelly slamming the door in his face. but then a few weeks later he overhears some of the football kids talking about nick (bc he played football for the other high school) and one of them says 'you know the guys dad was a totally asshole? he used to beat the shit out of him. a friend told me nick once showed up to practice with a broken rib' and kelly instantly feels guilty for how he treated nick because deep down kelly knows it wasn't nick's fault at all and he just wanted to blame someone.

“Life without risk is not a life worth living in my eyes.”

“Okay. So tell me more about the case. Can you?”

“Technically, no. But hell, I’ve told you national security shit you shouldn’t know either so what the hell.”

Kelly gestured to himself, tracing a circle in the air around his face. “It’s this beautiful mug right here. Like a puppy. Does this look like the face of a spy?”

Nick glanced sideways at him. “Yes.”

“Fair enough. But tell me anyway.”

Abigail Roux. Cross & Crown (Kindle Locations 588-591).


I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”


I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom


I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom


circumhorizontal arcs photographed by david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)